No, No, No!!!

Heiress Paris Hilton is determined to have children with Greek boyfriend Paris Latsis "in the next two years" - because she feels she has accomplished everything in life at the age of 24. The Simple Life star has only been dating the 22-year-old shipping heir since last December, but she insists she is in love and almost ready to start a family. Hilton says, "I want to have kids in the next two years because I know that completes your life. I've had so much fun, and had a great life. I've accomplished everything that I wanted to accomplish and I think that when I have kids that'll make me happier than I already am."

1) Her boyfriend's name is Paris, also? Dear God.

2) It must be nice to have accomplished everything by the age of 24. How about raising that IQ of yours?

3) Having children "completes your life?" I always thought that death was the final step. If she wants to die after she has kids, I'll be first in line to assist.

This bitch irritates me. Isn't there someone else that would serve as a better role model for the female youth of America?