Monday, November 22, 2004

McCartney To Head Super Bowl Halftime Show, Won't Show Nipple

From IMDB.com:

Paul McCartney, who, unlike many teen idols of his time, was never known to shed his shirt for a publicity photo -- and is unlikely to do so now at the age of 62 -- has been signed to head the lineup at the Super Bowl halftime show next year. NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy promised that there would be no repeat of the controversy that erupted this year when Janet Jackson's breast was bared for an instant during the show. In an interview with Reuters, McCarthy said, "We're very cognizant we'll be under spotlight with this year's halftime show and we've looked at all facets of the show including talent selection, song selection and costume selection, to ensure we wouldn't have a repeat of what happened last [February]."


Jesus, I hope so! The last thing I need to see is Paul McCartney's bare chest. Do we honestly believe that he is going to drop trow and moon the American public? "This is what happens when you break away from the regality of the Queen! We should never have let go of the colonies! Bloody Americans! Oh, and um....Stop world hunger and meat is murder."

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